Best Happy New Year text/wishes/poem/messages

As we are about to say goodbye to year 2017 and welcome a brand new year 2018, send
happy new year messages/SMS/Text to the mobile phones of your friends relatives and loved ones to celebrate this day with lots of joy and merriment.
New Year is a start of a new era. This is the best time to complete the remaining tasks of previous year and start everything from the beginning….new dreams, new visions, new resolutions, new commitment, new thinking, new way of living…. Enjoy this special event by sending our collections of Happy New Year SMS/Text/Messages , Happy New Year Quotes , Happy New Year Poem, Happy New Year Wishes , Happy New Year Greetings and lots more you can send.

A Beautiful New Year sms
I met love, health, peace and joy,
They needed a permanent place to stay.
I gave them ur address hope they arrived safely.
“Happy New Year” 

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,
With all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Happy New Year 2018 

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”
*****HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018**** 

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given,
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth. 

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR. 

Good Times and Treasure of tomorrow – Bring Happiest New Year
May the good times & treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you a Happiest New Year
with lots of love, joy and happiness… 

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2018 

If It didn’t Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.
Let’s Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.
Let Every Bad Memory Go
That Brought Heartache and Pain.
And let’s Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.
Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.
Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.
Happy New Year! 

A Happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend
Have lived and loved and labored here
And made of it a happy year. 

A beautiful wish for new year
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year. 

Best Wishes for New Year
May this new year all your dreams turn into reality &
All your efforts into great achievements. 

Fabulous New Year 2018
Wishing you a fabulous 2018 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
Happy New Year to you my dear.. 

Another day, another month, another year.
Another smile, another tear, another winter.
A summer too, But there will never be another you!
May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever. 

May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new.
Bringing along
many reasons for celebrations. 

Beginning of New Year
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust.. 

This is beginning of a new year!
Another fresh new year
Another fresh new year is here,
Another year 2 live!
2banish worry, doubt, and fear,
2love, laugh and give! 

Beginning of New Year
Looking back on the months gone by
As a new year starts and an old one ends
We contemplate what brought us joy
And we think of our loved ones & our friends. 

New year eve message
This is the last day of the year, they call it new years eve, look back at all the memories, this year u’re going to leave. 

New year eve message
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2018.. 

When da mid nite bell rings tonite
Let it signify new & better things fr u
let it signify a realisation of all things u wish for
Let it signify a year of courage & believes
Wishing u a very…very…very joyous 2018 

Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones. 

New year wish.
ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
“HAPPY NEW YEAR” 

Happy New Year 2018
Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we dont need to carry,
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018 

There have been many time in 2018
There have been many time in 2018
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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.
today I just wanna tell you
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With all the Rose’s Perfume
With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018* 

2018’s calender is destroyed
Before the golden sun sets,
2018’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2018 every moment is enjoyed 

This is last evening of 2018
Last sun of 2018
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2018 

My wishes for you in year 2018
My wishes for you in year 2018
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2018. 

Nights are Dark but Days are Light
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR* 

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR”! 

Beginning of a new month or year
Time has no divisions to mark its passage,
there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets
to announce the beginning of a new month or year. 

Have a happy and a memorable holiday!
New Year is a time for celebration
of love, of life, of Friendship.
Therefore, it is the time to thank God
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to their lives
as much magic as they bring to ours.
Have a happy and a memorable holiday! 

God bless you through out the new Year
New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.

More Happy New Year Messages/Greetings

GROUP D: Argentina, Croatia, Nigeria, Iceland.THE TRICKY GROUP

When you take a constructive look into the teams welled in this group and their chances of cementing positions after going head-to-head with each other, you would come to reckon with me that their chances are almost evenly balance.

ARGENTINA:
The La Albiceleste are the highest ranked side among other teams going by the FIFA rankings. Not only are they the highest ranked team, they as well boast of the five times FIFA best player of the year Lionel Messi alongside Manchester City ace Kun Aguero, Juventus talisman Paulo Dybala, Barcelona and veteran defender Javier Mascherano not being oblivious of PSG winger Angel Di Maria and Inter prodigy Mauro Icardi in their rank, and they are also the most successful side in the World cup among other teams paired with in the group. The aforementioned facts just highlighted are enough to will the South American top spot in this group. But to your dismay: football sometimes is not arithmetic.

The Argentines did find it complicated making it to the world cup this time around, after they had to hinge on Lionel Messi seeing them through with three fantastic goals against a difficult team on a difficult ground like Ecuador. Once again, they would be relying on their captain Lionel Messi who also is looking forward to better his team's last outing at the Mundial come Russia 2018 thereby tremendously enhancing his chances of surpassing Cristiano Ronaldo when the FIFA awards come around to see them through this group.

They would surely have their work cut-out against every opponent in this group, but one thing they would have as their strength over other teams is the quality and experience they posses. If Argentina can bring their A-game to bare on every game in the group stage then believe you me there would be no stopping them as regard sealing the first position in this group. However, I foresee them topping the group.

CROATIA:
With their best outing at the FIFA World Cup coming in 1998 where they end up in third-place, the European who second the Argentines when it comes to how the teams in this group are formidable in the parameters of the world football governing body FIFA would have nothing else in their mind but to ensure they equal or even surpass that record with the loads of talented players they have.

One thing I can categorically assert about this team is that they have a bunch of talented youngsters combined with experience legs. Their high-pressing game and midfield-dominance play would be one significant factor they would have going for them when the Mundial comes.

The Blazers as they are dubbed would prove a tough nut to crack for their counterparts. They are hungry, and desire to do their nation proud in Russia, but can they surpass the first hurdle which is the group stage? Here is my opinion: No they can not, going by the team they have, the chemistry they have garnered over the years and their thirst for success, I see them not leaving every game without a fight and great performance, but missing out on qualification. To end up in fourth place.

NIGERIA:
The Super Eagles of Nigeria are currently in a resurgence. Ever since the German tactician and former Bayern defender Gernot Rohr took over the reins of affairs of the team's tactical department, things have started turning around for the three times African champions.

This would be their fifth appearance at the world cup, connoting that they are no strangers to the world cup atmosphere. Boasting of the youngest team heading into Russia, alongside notable stars like captain and former Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel, Victor Moses of Chelsea, Alex Iwobi of Arsenal, Kelechi Ihenacho of Leicester city, Odion Ighalo formerly of Watford, now plays for Changchun Yatai.

Except injuries, complacency and inexperience decides to smile on this young and sparkling side, would it occur that they would have to pack their bags back to West Africa after the third match in the group stage. But going by my analysis, hinged on the current form of the team, the young bloods mixed with veteran ones that are desirous of a second round appearance at the world cup and a tactically shrewd coach in Gernot Rohr; though they would find it challenging, but they have what it takes - provided they bring them up to the table - to end up second behind Argentina in this group. Second place for Nigeria.

ICELAND:
Currently positioned as the 22nd best footballing nation in the world by FIFA, the Heimir Hallgrimmson's led side would be making their debut appearance at the FIFA world cup while boasting of the record of the smallest nation to ever make it to the biggest football tournament - the FIFA world cup.

If you are conversant with the trends of football, you would agree with me that their current ranking is not a fluke as they truly merit it base on the pedigree of performance they keep on churning out game after game.

I think this is the fairest group they can get in the world cup, their chances of making it out of this group is not really on the low side.

No doubt, experience counts a lot at this stage and might be their biggest undoing when the tournament begins, but with the quality they have domiciled in the team alongside the compatibility and chemistry they have been able to foster over the years, I see them trailing Argentina and Nigeria in third place in the group. To come third. But other teams should be highly wary of their venom.

PLAYERS TO WATCH OUT FOR

Victor Moses (Nigeria)
John Obi Mikel (Nigeria)
Odion Ighalo (Nigeria)

Lionel Messi (Argentina)
Sergio Aguero (Argentina)
Paulo Dybala (Argentina)

Arnor Traustason (Iceland)
Gyfil Sigurdsson (Iceland)
Alfred Finnbogason (Iceland)

Luka Modric (Croatia)
Ivan Rakitic (Croatia)
Mario Mandzukic (Croatia)

SEX IS NOT FOR FUN

SEX is a Spiritual bond (Soul tie)
How many men's/women's souls do you have inside of you? Every person you sleep with leaves a part of themselves with you. Some of us think sex is for fun but you don't know that sex out of marriage is the greatest covenant that you can ever think of, Sexually transmitted demons are not something to play with and are harder to get rid of than diseases!!!! Soul ties are more powerful than you think.

The right mate for you will PRAY on your soul not PREY on it. Women, God made u to be protected by your husband's and sex makes you feel married, even though you aren't.

Sex is a spiritual bond because of the connection made during love making. Do you ever wonder what your soul looks like to GOD?

Sex does more to the body than the eyes can see. Be careful who and what you allow your soul to tie to!!! This picture touched me. Think about it.

Best Merry Christmas SMS/Text Messages

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus is on his way,
It's going to be a bright and a happy day,
So pass on the happiness to every person you meet,
Brighten youp their day and touch their lives beneath.
Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!

YELLO!!!!,May Ur Heart B Lifted In Praise Dis Xtmas
4 D Wonderful Gift Of Jesus
& The Joy He Brings 2 Our Lives.
Have A 1derful Christmas,BELOVED.!!!!!!!!

Halellujah!
Hell has lost d battle over you.
Rejoice in d God of your salvation.
Peace on earth- to you.
Merry Christmas.

In the daytime when the sun shines,
So shall your expectations come true,
At night when the moon comes out,
So shall you receive blessings,
Merry Christmas!!!!

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
Is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"MERRY CHRISTMAS" ..

May the good times and treasures of the present
Become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love,joy and happiness.
MERRY CHRISTMAS..

This season marks D dawning of glorious things.
What's that desire?
U shal have what you've desired!
TAKE IT!
Merry Christmas and a glorious new year.

No Greetin Card to give...
No Sweet flowers to Send...
No Cute Graphics to Forward...
Jst a LOVING HEART sayin Merry CHRISTMAS!
Hav a Luvly day...

Why do I need Christmas presents when I already have you?
Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth.
I love you.

We at #FIRM_NAME# wish you joy and peace during this Christmas.
May the New Year be filled with many blessings for you and your family!

Gud news frm heaven
d angels brings glad tidings 2 d earth
they sing 2 yous this day a child is given 2 crown yous with d joy of heaven.
May this season b d best ever 4 you and your loved ones.
Merry christmas and happy new year.

Joy will locate you,
progress is your portion,
success is your name,
your life will be transformed,
and joy younlimited this season and beyond.
Merry Christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the 3 for this Christmas.
MERRY XMAS

Joy to the world,
the Lord is come,
let earth receive the King.
Merry Christmas from ##NAME##.

I m dreaming of white Christmas
wid every christmas card i write
May your days b merry and bright
& May all your christmases b white.
Happy Christmas. enjoy d day

All hail the NEW BORN KING,
All hail the EMMANUEL,
Here comes your BETHLEHEMIC STAR.
Merry Christmas!

I pray that this Christmas will not just be to U a Holiday,
But God's Abundant Goodness,favour and Grace.....
Merry christmas and a Prosperous Newyear

May the new born Child bring you peace and joy.
May He provide for your needs and calm your fears.
May he enrich you with His grace in this holy season,
and take care of your worries in the new year.
Happy Christmas and happy new year.

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In this X-mas,


In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

As rain drops water to a flower, so shall the spirit of Christmas bring joy,peace and hope to you .
Merry Xmas

christmas IS A TIME TO SHARE
TO LOVE
TO GIVE PRESENTS evERYWHERE,CHRIST WAS BORN TO REIGN SO WE CAN HAVE A BETTER DAY!!!!
ITS CHRISTMAS OH ITS CHRISTMAS
MMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!

May d purpose of His birt not b defeated in yor life.
D joy of d lord shal b yor strength and chrismas dress.
Happy CHRISTMASS.

Never knew you were so special
until God told me that he sent his son JESUS just for you.
Wishin You and your family Happy Christmas

As we celebr8 d birth of our saviour,
may His abidin presence bring you all joy yountold;
may you b blessd in d city n in d field.
Merry Christmas and prosperous new yr

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PROSPEROUS NEWYEAR IN ADVANCE.

May this season bring you glad tidings, great joy and wonderful blessings.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

May your neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you
and Heaven accept you
Happy Christmas and Happy
Holiday as we celebrate the birth of Our Lord JESUS CHRIST.
*MERRY CHRISTMAS*

CHRISTmas, not Xmas.
Nothing shall replace CHRIST in your life forever 'cos He's the reason for d moment.
Merry Christmas.

Happy Holidays - I hope in each box you find a piece of your dreams
and the instructions on how to assemble them.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

May the love of God continue to be with you DAddy and Mummy this christmas and always Merry CHristmas from ##NAME##

Dis yr wil nt roll away til d Lord compens8 you.
D peace,favour,love&blessings of dis season overshadow you and your family in Jesus Name.
Merry Christmas and Hapi New Yr

May your neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you
and Heaven accept you
Merry Christmas&prosperous new year ahead.

Thanks for being a blessing to me in 2011.
May your christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.
May the year ahead be full of accomplishments,peace and love.
Merry Christmas I love you!
God Bless you.

Wish to say Merry Christmas to my one and only wife.
As you celebrate the first Christmas as a wife, may God make you enjoy your home for ever.
I LOVE U.

I guess you should know why this message is coming in now?
'You're so so special to me' why?
I saw your photo on every page of God's album
and even saw your name tattooed on His body.
It was then I realised why you're called FAVOUR. Merry Christmas.

May the spirit of Christmas
And the echo of the carols
And the lights of Christmas Tree
Bring happiness and Joy
into your life and home
Wishing you a spirited Christmas and a prosperous new year

Christmas is the Blessed season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of luv!
May d luv accompanying ds season neva cease from your family.
Merry Xmas 2 you

In this time of gratitude we thank you for being our valued customer.
We value your patronage and appreciate your confidence in yous.
We Wish you a fabulous CHRISTMAS and a PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR in advance.

Christmas is the day to tell your love ones what they mean to you.
How could I miss this opportunity to pass all my love to the most loved of the past!
never the less
I still love you.
I still care about you.
And your name still remains with me for ever
Have a Merry Christmas.

Seasons Greetings!
The joy of Christmas is everywhere but hear this:
In the next year,
You shall increase on every side!
Nations shall call you blessed.
You shall ARISE!

Its just 12hrs before Christmas,
all your sorrows of life shall be filter,
God shall make you a wonderful one.
stay in cheers.

We pray dat d NewYear youshers in peace and stability for our Nation Nig.
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Happy Christmas!
We Wish You a wonderful Year Ahead.


May you end this Year Happier than when you Begin. Amen.

merrily merrily enjoy your Xmas,
yuletide blessing is here,
we wish U from our heart d love of Christ,
the reason 4 Christmas.
We love U today and always, MERRY xmas

May the Lord of peace grant you peace and joy by all means dis season and forever.
Merry CHRISTMAS and Happy new year in advance

As the onion get fresher @ d younfolding of each layer,
so shall God younfold multiple Months and years 4 you,
lyk an Eagle you will continue to soar HIGH and won't struggle to live as others do.


God will rain on you fresh fire, grace, anointing and fresh strength 2 walk d path of righteousness
And fulfil divine mandate.
Hapi Birthday and Merry Christmas.

And the angel said younto them, fear not: for,
behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy,
which shall be to all people.LK2:10
I pray dat dis wk and infact dis season of Christmas you bcom a partaker of gud tidings of gud things and of God's favor in your life IJN.
Merry Christmas to you and all yours.

MAY D GRACE DAT QUALIFIED MARY TO BE D MOTHER OF D SAVIOR
AND D POWER DAT MADE HER CONCEIVE HIM
QUALIFY U FOR OUTSTANDING FAVOR;
AND MAY D PEACE OF D PRINCE OF PEACE
AND D GRACE and TRUTH DAT CAME THRU HIM ABIDE WITH U IN ALL ASPECTS OF UR LIFE AT CHRISTMAS and D NEW YEAR IJN.
HAVE A WONDERFUL CELEBRATION.

May your world b filled wit warmth n good cheer dis Holy season, and throughout d year.
Wish your christmas be filled wit peace n lov.

May the spirit Christ's birthday fill you hrt wit love, peace and gladness.
May the new year mark a glorious beginning and may all your dreams come true.
Happy Christmas and Merry New year in advance.


Just to say you mean alot to me and have a splendid celebration.

For this Christmas,
I wish you all d love of God and wish you all d happiness in d world.
May d gud tidings,joy b with you Amen.

A Merry Christmas and a Graceful New Year to you all.
The dew of the blessings of God shall accompany you throughout this New Year IJN.
Much love from ##NAME##

As christ is born into the world to save yous all,
I pray he comes to take away all our pains
and bring joy into our hrts and house hold...
happy christmas.

~::Christmas Greetings::~
May U find favour with God just as Mary did.
U'll have new direction, Prosperity and Lifting youp.
~._ . . _.~

Merry Christmas from Me 2 U.
Jst giggled at a tot of you. Much Luv
##NAME##

Christmas season offers yous a younique opportunity to renew our strength in the Lord
and love for Christ whose birth today has brought yous good tidings of joy and goodwill.
Merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.

Merry christmas!
u mean so much to me,
may your joy know no bounds, and a prosperous year awaits you and yours.
GOD bless you real good.

Season Greetings. All of yous at
##FIRM_NAME## wish you the
best this season. Merry Christmas
and a prosperous New year.

Joy, success, happiness, promotion, long life and riches ar your gift 4 dis xmas.
Wishing you a faithful and pleasant christmas!

A time to rejoice and be glad...
Wishing you and your family a wonderful and MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Jesus came 2 give yous Salvation hope, peace&joy
we pray U won't miss any of these God's divine provisions ds Christmas.
Let's share d Joy of d season. Shallom.

As we celebrate Christ's birth,
may you continue to find the strength in Him to stay awake 4 his 2nd comin..
and may His love continue to find its way into our lives..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

BELOVED, may d peace, goodwill and restoration brought by Jesus be all yours now and always.
Ur long awaited Goodnews will soon locate you.
Blessed Christmas and a Glorious New Yr!

It was a shining light that led men to Jesus then,
may yr life be today's shining light.
Have a great CHRISTmas and a GOD filled New Year.

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings yous closer to each other

I pray
that
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may
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knock
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&
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of GOD's peace,luv
joy&
good health behind.
God bless
MERRY CHRISTmas

Merry Xmas...
may you hav d gladness of christmas wich is HOPE;
d spirit of christmas wich is PEACE;
d heart of christmas wich is LOVE...
and a blessed christmas 2 you and your loved ones!

Smile and let the
spirit of Christmas thrive.Just focus on the gifts within
and let hope keep your dreams alive.Merry Xmas and Lots of Luv

As we share the love of Christ,
may God divinely visit you in a special way to bless
and to prosper you this Christmas as we look forward to a new year of Abundant Blessing IJN. Amen

May this season bring you glad tidings,great joy and wonderful blessings.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

May d miracle of Christmas fill your @ wit warmth and love.
Christmas is d time of giving &sharing.
It is d time of loving&forgiving.
Merry Christmas 2 Everyone

BLVD,MAY JESUS CHRIST,
D REASON 4 D SEASON FULLY SEASONED UR ALL WT FLAVOR FOR FAVOR ALL
ROUND IJN.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND JOYFUL NEW YEAR

HE sought 4 a plac,
U opend d door;
not of a manger,
bt of your hrt.
May d rmbrance of HIS birth open younlmtd doors of favor 2u.
U're an Ambassadr.
Luv U.Merry CHRISTmas

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season's Greetings!.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,n love
of d season!
Season's Greetings!

Xmas is a time 2 remember friends, family and loved ones.
u're remember dis season bcos you're luved,special and younique.
MERRY,JOLLY CHRISTMAS.

Christmas is an experience, not an event.
MERRY CHRISTMAS produces MERRY CHRISTIANS.
No Christmas without Christ.
May you experience Christ afresh this season!!

Join yous gladly in wining and dinning, singing and dancing, smiling and laughing.
Oh, praise God!!! Salvation is now feasible.
Christ has been born. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

THE JOY AND GOODIES OF CHRISTMAS SHALL SETTLE VERY WELL IN YOUR LIFE
AND EVERYTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU.
MERRY XMAS A AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE.

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here's wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Great things come in Small packages.
God's gift to Us in the Form of baby Jesus was d greatest gift in d History of d World.
Merry Christmas! Happy Year in Advance.
Enjoy Ur day!

In this Christmas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur espectation come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U recieve blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U! Happy Christmas!!! And new year in advance.

Congratulation!!!
As we move to new year I declare it a year of declaration and reclaiming of lost ground,
I pray you will be successful dis year
and Divine favor will be yours and your family this year.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

A Peaceful Christmas
A happy and prosperous, New Year to you
May we all be seven times better off at this time next year .. !!.

I wish you nd your family MORE OF JESUS in the new year!


As for Christmas, i pray for profound grace to celebrate with the celebrant!
God bless you! Merry Christmas nd happy new year.

God rejoices in your life.
He believes in you
watches over you
and tenderly kips you in His constant care.
You are valued and loved!
Merry Christmas

May this Season Bring 2u, his grace,joy,
Limitless favour, youncommon mercy,
So immense and many more heart desires
MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR

Wake-up, it's anoda season of Christmas,
Let's celebrate d birth of Christ
And God shall bless yous both, just 2 say a huge
Merry Xmas 2 my Love

why do i need Christmas gifts when i already have you?
Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth. I love you.
Merry Christmas and happy new year.

May dis christmas bring you al your lost benefits n potentials,
May you soar on wings like an eagle,
and may d Lord prosper you n every member.

Christmas gift Ideas/Suggestions:
To Ur Enemy,Forgiveness.
To an Opponent,Tolerance.
To a Friend,Your Heart.
To a Customer,Service.
To All, Charity.
To every Child,A Good Example.
And To Yourself, Respect...
Wishing U a Merry Christmas!!!!!

To the dreams of your Heart,
To the prayers of your Lips,
To every expectation and
All that you hope for and to the future ahead of you.
I wish you the enduring Love of God.
Merry Christmas!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS

May the Joy and Peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing U a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.
Merry CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas to you and family.
We pray that the Lord of the season locate you
And all that is yours with the BLESSINGS of this seasons.

May the JOY of the Lord fill your heart this season.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

MAY THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS BE A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION ...
MAY THE BIRTH OF CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR BE A CAUSE OF CELEBRATION..
MAY THE FAITH THAT HE HAS PROMISE BE A STAR THAT LIGHT YOUR WAYS ..
MAY YOU FEEL HIS LOVING SPIRIT IN YOUR HEART ESPECIALLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY. MERRY XMAS.

May d good times and Treasures of d Present become d golden memories of 2moro.
Wishin U lots of Love, Joy and Happiness.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Av lots of fun today.
May d joy of Christmas b Urs new and ever.

As you xlebrat
Christ d Savior of d world
may d Peace announced by d angels be yours
And Glory of d king be radiant in your Life
Merry Christmas n Hapi New Yr.

As He adds one more year to his life
may He bring you all d best dis xmas.
Wishing you peace, joy, happiness, and every other thing you wish your self. Happy christmas.

We celebt Him cos He fulfld His purpos-
Gav yous LIFE.4 we2 b celebtd,
we must striv 2 fulfl ours.wishin you a filfulmt f purpos in& tru Christ JESUS.
Merry CHRISTmas.

May joy and happiness snow on you,
may the bells jingle for you
and may father xmas bring extra good to you!
Merry Christmas and happy new year in Advance.

WE WISH ALL OUR PARENTS MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MAY THE LORD TAKES CARE AND PROTECTS YOU
AND YOUR CHILDREN EVERYDAY OF THE NEXT YEAR.

Seasons greeting to you.
The lord has been faithful becos he dat dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High,
shall abide younder the shadow of d Almighty.
May you and your family b blessed with younmeasurable blessing
and may you touch every life you meet.
The Lord would cover you and keep you and your family
and make you an example to your generation even now and in the new year.
Merry Christmas and Happy new year.

May your Christmas sparkle with
moments of love, laughter and goodwill
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.
Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS

This season will yousher U and your family into your rest and cause you 2 experience God's youndying Love. Merry Christmas and a Joyous and Prosperous new year

Wishing you a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year in ADV.
may all the joy dis season brings locate en be wit you in Jesus name.... AMEN!!!

As you celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus,
may people have reasons and cause to celebrate with you.
May dis Joyous season bring you new tidings,
Let his holy birthday bring you happiness, blessings ,peace and comfort in your life
as i wish you a wonderful christmas and youndoubtedly fruitful new year

Christmas,comes once in a year and marks the birth of Christ the author and finisher of our faith.
It shows the love of God for mankind so that we can have salvation.
We hereby wish you merry Christmas,happy and prosperous new year in advance.

Christmas season reminds you of God's mercy,
favour,goodwill and peace to mankind.
Wishing you and your family
all the blessing of Christ's birth this season and a secured fruitful and
prosperous new year ahead.

Look dawn of Christmas is appearing
It is coming with New hopes
New wishes
New determinations
New Joys.
So enjoy it at full extent.
Merry Christmas dear!

He
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart
will
never
find
it
under
a
tree.
Merry
Christmas
and
Happy
New
Year

Shouts of Joy n victory resounds in d tent of d righteos of d Lord,
4 God has come in His fulnez to inhabit you.
U'r d esens of such a time...
Merry Christmas!

D Season: Christmas
D Reason: Jesus
For Who:You
Why: Becos you re special
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year 2 you
and your family

The echoes of joy are in the air.
Celebration time is here again,
"Unto us a child is born".
As you celebrate his birth,
I wish you the warmest of his love
And deepest of his peace.
May his grace be your climbing ladder.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Great things come in Small packages.
God's gift to Us in the Form of baby Jesus
Who is the greatest gift in the History of the World.
Merry Christmas!

May the Joy and Peace of Christmas be,
With you all through the Year.
Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.
Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!

We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We luv you and we celebrate you.

you are special and younique as you are!
may your christmas be also as special
and younique as you are!
merry xmas and happy new year

Joy to the World, the King is born today in Bethlehem.
May the joy of Christmas be your experience in this season.

Christmas time...an amazing time to share with family and friends.
I'm glad to be able to share this with you.
Merry Christmas my LOVE.

Wish you all A Merry Christmas,
May the Joys of the season
Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer.
May the chimes of Christmas glory
Add youp more shine

This is Christmas season so there isnt any reason we cant dance
and rejoice 4 a Savior is born Christ d LORD Merry Christmas Ur joy will abound in Him

A Christmas Prayer.
Help yous rightly to remember the birth of Jesus,
that we may share in the song of the angels,
the gladness of the shepherds
and the worship of the wise men.
Merry Christmas.

Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family.
May God shower his choicest blessings on you
and your family this Christmas.

Love is like the roots of a plant
That nurtures and holds it firm,
This is to let you know that you have a place in my heart
In this season and always ....
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

To you specially
Christmas gift Ideas/ suggestions:
To Ur enemy, forgiveness.
To an Opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every Child, a good example.
And To Urself, Respect...
Wishin U a Christmas filled with Peace and Love.
Merry CHRISTMAS! Av a Luvly day.

May your neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you
And Heaven accept you.
*MERRY CHRISTMAS*

May you and your entire family obtain mercy
And favour from the Lord as we celebrate His Birth..
Merry Christmas and A Prosperous New Year!

MAY THE LOVE, JOY and PEACE OF THE SEASON
WHICH CHRIST GIVES ABIDE WITH YOU
AND MAY YOU BE BOUNTIFULLY BLESSED IN JESUS NAME.
****WITH LOVE FROM MY HEART I WISH YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS****

Bless you and your household this xmas season.
d Christ dat is born in you will b fully formed in you and also glorified in you.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance.

SEASON'S GREETINGS!
Wishing you and all those that you hold dear
A joyous Christmas and New Year filled with God's blessings,
good health and prosperity.

Whatever is bright and bautiful,
whatever means da most 2 you,
whatever brings happiness,
these r da things i wish 4 you and your family.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!.

May this season bring into your Home Grace, Favour, Love, Prosperity, Happiness
And Double Portion Anointing for Blessing.
Merry Christmas

Is Jesus the reason for the season?
Actually WE are the REASON for the SEASON and JESUS is the GIFT for US ALL.
Jesus did not only come to recieve praise and adoration but He came to offer salvation...
That's the reason.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS"

Those we appreciate we value,
Those we value we love,
Those we love we cherish and
Those we cherish we remember.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Bells ring and the birds sing,
May you get all the happiness that Christmas brings! Wishing you and your family a very Happy Christmas

May d joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all 2ru d Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above.
Merry Christmas and a Prosperious New Year

The management and staff of ##Your_Firm_Name## wishes you our esteemed customer a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

HEADLINE NEWS:God’l bless & protect you
BIZ NEWS:God's grantin you cashflow
SPORTS NEWS:God’s running your race 4u
NEWS: Merry Christmas& Hapi New Yr

7 COMMON WRONG CONCEPTS AMONG SINGLES IN CHOOSING MARITAL PARTNERS

If you are single, there are many things that may attract you to a man or woman for marital relationships which have nothing to do with marriage, but you may be willfully ignorant of that. Here is the list of such things:

1. TALENT'S
When you see a brother who can play musical instrument very well or a young lady or man who has a good voice, and you feel attracted to the person for marital relationship, now what does singing or musical instrument has to do with marriage? It is called he ignorance of the singles. You may not realize this until you get into marital relationship or you get married that you will know that what attracted you to the person in the first instance has nothing to do with having a successful marriage at all. That is one of the reasons celebrities marriages do not last, those talents are not really needed in marriage, only on stage. Then you will remember James 5:13, it's when people are happily married that they appreciate their spouses singing melody to them, but if not, the voices and singing become ugly.

2. PHYSICAL ATTRACTION
This is very funny, but to many singles out there, it is not funny at all, it is rather a costly ignorance. When you are attracted to a man because he knows how to dress very well, or to a lady because she has straight legs, because the person is tall, slim, light skin or glowing skin, or because the person has good set of teeth, long hair, or has a good smile, you are under the influence of common single’s ignorance, because none of these things have anything to do with having a good marriage.

If you go into marital relationship or get married wrongly to a person because of physical attraction, when the agony of bad marriage overwhelms you, you will wish to use cutlass to cut off the straight legs or whatever that lured you to the person.

3. PHYSICAL BEAUTY
In the book of Proverbs 31: 30, the Bible says, “Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing, but a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.” If you are single and you are still overwhelmed with single exorbitance, this Bible verse will not make any sense to you, you will feel like, “No oh, beauty is something to me o, I want to marry a beautiful woman, that is my longtime dream.” Or “I want to marry a handsome man; in fact I can’t marry less than that.” And you even quote Bible to back it up, that God gives good things to His children. You know what? To the single, beauty is something or everything, but to have a successful marriage, beauty is nothing.

If you see a beautiful lady or a handsome young man over there, and you are attracted to the person for marital relationship, because of the beauty, you know what? You are under the influence of single ignorance which will soon clear from your eyes when you get into it.

Physical beauty has nothing to do with a good or happy marriage. If physical beauty has anything to contribute to happy marriage, why do celebrities have more divorce rate? Why do most men with beautiful wives still cheat on their wives or abuse them physically or verbally? It is simply because physical beauty has nothing to do with having a good marriage, and just as the Bible says in Proverbs 31:30 that beauty is passing – meaning the impression that the beauty of person has on you will shortly pass away in marriage and you will face the reality.

4. FINANCIAL & MATERIAL INFLUENCE
If you marry somebody because the person is financially okay or has a good job or business, after you get married, you then realize that God had already destined you to be prospered on your own without the person, then you will wish you had married the right person and prospered together.

When you marry somebody because of their financial or material influence, you will not have respect of the person and you will not have rest of mind. Later you will realize that you could have made it richer without the person, that you could have married the poor but right person and make it together.

When you see a couple in a brand new latest SUV, wearing same designers, when you see a couple spending their vacation or summer in an expensive place outside the country, and you envy them and wish you have such marriage? What a fool! You don’t know that all those things have nothing to do with happy home. Money, materials and others have nothing to do with a good and godly home. For example, there is no amount of money your husband may have that can console you when you realize he is cheating on you.

When you marry a visionless rich guy that has a Television and ignore a visionary man without a Television now, then one day you will watch the visionary man on your husband's TV. Also when you marry a wrong lady without the inbuilt capacity to support your vision, but because she is beautiful to behold, soon you will have no major project than to spend on her beauty with latest makeups.

5. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS
Another common ignorance among singles in choosing partner in marriage is academic qualification. You want to marry, and you have this idol of academic qualification in your heart that the lady you want to marry must be very educated or the man you want to marry must not have lesser education than you.

When you ignore the perfect will of God for your life because he is not as educated as you want or because her academic qualification is too low, and you think, “How will people feel that after all my academic qualification I will now marry this person with low academic qualification.” Will it not sound well for people to hear that the person you want to marry graduated from so-so university, or s/he is a Dr, Lawyer, Engr. Etc.? You know what? People you are trying to impress by marrying a wrong educated person will not be there with you in the marriage when tragedy of wrong marriage starts to let loose on you.

6. TRIBE
Don't you want to marry a particular tribe person or you want to marry the perfect will of God for your life? Will it not be so painful that the heart-breaking wrong person you marry is from your tribe? Rather, will you not be so peaceful that the loving, godly and right person you marry is from another tribe? Which one is better for you?

It is funny when I see people saying they must marry from their tribe or town or village as if they have not seen the worst husbands or wives from that their tribe, as if marrying in their tribes is more important than marrying in the Lord.

7. PARENTAL INFLUENCE
When you allow your parents to choose for you instead of allowing God to choose for you or when you choose to marry somebody because his or her parents are good or godly, and you go into marital relationship with somebody because it is the wish of your parents or because the parents of the person are ministers, popular, or powerful in the society, such is called ignorance of the single. When you enter into the wrong marriage, your parents or the parents of your spouse will not be there with you.

THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE
If you don’t want to marry and mar your life, destiny, ministry and eternity, but if you want to marry and make it in life, and also make heaven, then the only person you can marry and never regret it is the person who is the will of God for you. God has created a person for you that fits your life, destiny, God’s program for you and that is what is called the will of God in marriage. You may miss the right school, the right carrier for you or the right job, but please do not miss the right person God has created for you because if you miss it, you may miss everything including heaven.

HOW TO DISCOVER THE WILL OF GOD IN MARRIAGE
1, Surrender your life to Jesus. Only in Christ you have the will of God, until you are genuinely saved.
2, Surrender your will and ways to God. Let His will be your will and His way be yours, no idol.
3, Seek Him for guidance. Lean not on your own understanding
4, Settle for God’s will, not your permissive will
5, Stay pure till marriage. No premarital inordinate affection or sexual immorality.

Here is the word of God – Isaiah 1:19, 20:
“If you are willing and obedient,
You shall eat the good of the land;
20 But if you refuse and rebel,
You shall be devoured by the sword”;
For the mouth of the LORD has spoken.”

3 Horrible Ways Salt Affects Your Brain

If there is one ingredient that has universal importance, it is salt, it is a common kitchen ingredient is an integral part of our diet without which, food basically becomes unpalatable.

But time and again, we have learnt that too much of a good thing can be bad and the same applies for salt because too much of salt has been linked to inflammation, cardiovascular problems and organ damage but what is unknown are its effects on the brain.

Below are 3 ways in which a high-salt diet impacts your brain health.

Salt can dumb you down: “Studies have proven that a high-salt diet could cause greater oxidative stress in humans and that a diet comprising of excessive salt can lead to decline of cognitive functions; studies further note that a high-salt diet directly impairs your ability to understand and retain memory of spaces”.

Salt causes addiction: “Sugar has been vilified for inducing addiction-like behaviour in people, but it turns out that salt is equally guilty of that too; it makes you want to eat more unhealthy and fattening salty foods”.

Salt impacts the nervous system: “A high-salt diet may cause the sodium levels in your blood to shoot up and precipitate a condition known as hypernatremia, too much sodium can disrupt the natural electrical impulses of your nerves causing problems in the brain. You will start feeling irritable, lethargic, and restless and experiencing terrible mood swings”.

Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a  smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling. 

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he goes out, he is careless. 

If he stays at home, he is lazy. 

If he scolds his children, he is a monster. 

If he doesn't scold them, he is an irresponsible man. 

If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man. 

If he doesn't stop his wife from working, then he  is somebody who lives on his wife's earnings. 

If he listens to mom, he is mama's boy. 

If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife's slave. 

If he does not play  he is too serious, stern and stiff. 

If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.

If he dresses well,  he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn't dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman. 

If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn't help his wife, he is cruel and wicked. 

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you. 

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man's worth!

HAPPY MEN'S DAY!
Which never comes..

Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part III

In the previous posts Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part 1 and Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part II, I mentioned some of the preparations one need to prepare yourself before hitting in for marriage.... There are the last but not the least preparations I've got on my list.

4. EMOTIONAL PREPARATION: Be ready to face the challenges you may come across in your marriage. Marriage is not rosy all the time; you may have some tough times. Be prepared to handle any challenge that comes your way. Be ready to pray when problems come. Men love woman who can pray but afraid of those chicken hearted women who cry every time they have difficulties.

5. PHYSICAL PREPARATION: You must be ready physically. Know the basics of simple personal hygiene. Be a good home keeper, be a virtuous woman (Proverb 31). Be neat, diligent, respectful, avoid laziness, dress well and above all be a good cook, learn how to cook if you don't know how to. Be modest in your appearance, don't wear shabby clothes. Your hair should be neat at all times. Look like a godly woman and when you meet your partner, be friendly to him or her, and don't be rude. 

Thanks and God bless you for reading.

Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part II

In Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part 1, I talked about how spiritual preparation help in getting the right partner.... Here I continue with how to prepare for the right partner.

2. FINANCIAL PREPARATION

You must have a good source of livelihood; All sisters should know that no man wants to marry a liability. Both partner should contribute financially to the home. So, it's important that you are gainfully employed. Get a formal education or acquire a skill, set up a business. These days, men are no longer sole bread winners of the family; they need support from the woman.

So, if you are industrious and resourceful as a woman, you will be an asset to a godly responsible man. God Himself will give you an ideal husband.

3. SOCIAL PREPARATION 

Your social life has to do with your relationship with others.
Christianity has to do with your relationship with God and people around you. Cultivate a good rapport with people, do not isolate yourself. Impact in the lives of people around you positively. Be sociable, be cheerful, be accommodating and be humble, because it is your character that will attract the opposite sex to you or repel him/her! Keep yourself pure.

Waiting For The REAL PARTNER part 1

A lot of singles rush into marriage because of parental pressure, age, social status, infatuation, even though it is not Gods desire for them. Some get married because their younger ones are married, therefore they cannot wait for God anymore, so they get married to any available partner.

Being single doesn't mean something is wrong with you or that you are a failure in life or God has forgotten you. God wants you to be married even more than you desire it.

It is necessary that you must be prepared for marriage before the right person locates you.

Your preparation for marriage must be all round spiritual, physical, emotional, social and financially. 

SPIRITUAL PREPARATION:
You must be prepared spiritually so that you don't marry the wrong person. Marriage is ordained by God and it is more of spiritual than the physical. Therefore the spiritual preparation is very important. Develop a close relationship with God, accept him into your life and make your relationship with intimacy. Study God's words regularly, read Christian books, be dedicated to the service of God and trust in God to give you an ideal husband/wife.

As you do this, God begins to reveal to you, your ideal partner. Since human beings are difficult to understand, it is only God that sees the heart of Everyman, it is Him alone that can show you the ideal man/woman for your life. That's why you must rely on Him and you must be sincere with Him, don't keep a boyfriend/girlfriend somewhere and still ask God to show you the ideal partner. Don't play games with God.

THE 6 BEST AFFAIRS

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The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'

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The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two
beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.

He told his wife:

'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters
I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind
my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'

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The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

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The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

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The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked:
'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'

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The 6th & Best Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work'



10 Best Foods for Losing Weight

Balance diet is the major key to maintain required weight. With the passage of time, people gain weight. The main reason behind this gaining of weight is the usage of things that contain carbohydrates, proteins, fatty and highly rich which extra vitamin.

The cholesterol is one of the reasons behind excessive fats. Gaining weight is an easy process but losing such weight is totally impossible or time-consuming process.

Limit your meal in a day. Eat only twice a day. Different food ingredients have different capacity of providing energy. Eating a lot in a day has different side effects. It hit the hormones, body organs and different other parts of the body.

Divide your meal in chunks. Like in breakfast, eat light things. Yogurt is one of the best options. Fruits provide energy and increase the metabolic activity of the body. It also enhances the blood volume.

There are some natural food items, which are beneficial in weight loss. These items are use worldwide to reduce weight. There are no side effects of using such items.

1. Peanuts
Peanuts are the best dry fruit items among all that carries fewer calories. It helps the individual to reduce weight. The nutritionists suggest that people who eat peanut in their everyday meal, produces or activate hormones for weight reduction, stated by American journal. Peanuts can control obesity. In weight, loss or dieting people usually get hydrates and starving. Peanuts keep them energetic by providing limited amount to energy. Peanut butter is another form to take peanut every day. People usually in breakfast with brown bread take peanut better. It gives you energy during starving or occurring healthy activities.

2. Apples
The major benefit of using apple is to reduce the belly. Belly seems quite ugly. Girls are very much conscious body their body shape. Apply naturally carries higher quantity of water than other fruits. The outer layer of apply carries carbohydrates, proteins and fats. They give us energy and maintain the level of sugar in the blood. It also compensates the hunger. People in breakfast eat an apple.

Apple contains fiber and low calories. The low calories food carries 85 percent of water. Biologically apply benefit the human body like it protect the body against cancer, lungs issues and stomach issues. It also reduces the chances of cholesterol and weight issues. By eating or intake of sugar dramatically raises the level of sugar in the human blood. By eating apple will control the level to the low rate.

3. Egg
A research in a journal of America proves that eating two eggs daily in breakfast will keep your body energetic all day. The eggs are highly enriched with proteins. Protein provides energy to the body. By adding to this fact doctors and experts says that two eggs daily in your diet will provide you 400 calories of energy in a day.

If you take egg with brown bread will satisfy your body desires and energy required. Other important benefits are it cut the extra fats in the human body and increase your appetite. Eggs will decrease the crabs and low carbohydrates.
Eggs will help you to reduce weight and maintain body shape.

4. Cauliflower
In food, items limit or restrict you to the low quantity of oil, salt, and sugar. The main reason to avoid excessive use of things is to minimize the joint problem, bone issues and diabetes in human. Diabetes is the mainstream or evergreen topic of every century.

In diabetics, the insulin making hormones are stopped their working and artificial insulin will compensate the requirement in our body. Just like salt, it affects the calcium level in our bones. Cauliflowers are highly enriching with vitamin C. It acts as a combat to protect the body against the cancer cells. It stops it inflammation and growth.

In losing weight, there is a proper way to cook cauliflower. If it is over cooked then the vitamin C is destroyed. When vitamin C is destroyed, then the vegetable is of no use. It helps in losing weight by strengthen the immune system or protect the body to deposit the fats.

5. Low Fat Yogurt
There are many natural, artificial, and less expensive ways to cut the weight or reduce our weight. Avoid sugar. Stop yourself to eat spicy food. From spicy or heavy food, switch your food to fruits and vegetables. Greek yogurt is one of the best thing for loosing fat belly or body weight. It carries vitamin D. The yogurt also carries good bacteria. When these bacteria enters into a body of human being are activated and act as antibiotics to kill the fatty acids from the body.

Normal yogurt and Greek yogurt carries protein covering which protects the body against increasing weight. Greek plain yogurt carries more protein than normal yogurt. To take healthy items in your diet add yogurt in it. It stretches the muscles or cells of belly to be flat.

6. Oatmeal
Oatmeal is one the major item of food that is used in different form. Wholegrain, when divided into different parts form oats. Wheat carries fewer calories than other things. It includes popcorns, millet, and brown rice. There are different diet plans, which are following by many people to reduce weight. For the first week, of dieting use three meals, which include what ingredients. In second week, reduce it to half.

Oatmeal’s carries protein and dietary fibers. They are having .25 percent of calories. 6 percent of iron and 8 percent of calcium. Per day during diet, you can only take 6.5 grams of proteins. Oatmeal is made up of the combination of proteins and fibers.

People now start making low calories snakes bars. It carries only 7 grams of calories. Oatmeals now add them to the pancakes. Instead of mixing high protein and calories in the meal.

7. Soup
Nothing is better than eating food with low calories and less fat. The soup carries low fats and protein that prevent the human belly to be fat. Many ways control your weight by using soup. Take soup 30 minutes before starting your meal. It will make your body resistant to digest food with more calories. Along with soup, take vegetables, less protein containing things.

To lose one pound or two pound per week use soup which consume energy. It is important to stop using sugar, protein shakes, higher calories things, which makes your belly balky. Soup carries eggs. Eggs are healthier for human body. You can put vegetables and chicken to add flavor. Add black paper with different sauces to make it more delicious.

8. Fish
As mention, all kind of fish carries omega3 and protein nutrients. Wild fishes are highly enriched with omega 3 rather than the framed fishes. In farmed fishes, people use artificial things to grow them fast. Both biological and mental health can be maintained by frequently using fish. People who are suffering from depression psychologist preferred them to use fishes.

Biological or medical problems like blood pressure, heart attacks, and cholesterol problem can be cure with fish. The major benefit of omega 3 in fish is to burn out the fatty acids inside the human body. Trout fish is a wild fish. It is the most important kind in fishes. It will be helpful for weight loss to prevent the body cells from attacking of different medical disease attacks.

9. Bulgur
Bulgur carries glycolic nutrients. This nutrient balances the level of cholesterol in the body. It is also called kernel whole grain. It is used in different cereal grain meals. It carries nutrients like magnesium, iron and potassium.

Potassium inside the bulgur is beneficial for brain cells. It keeps the brain cells healthy and active. Other ingredients like zinc, which is useful in immunity boosting, brain functioning, cell division, and protein synthesis in the human body. It also carries dietary fibers to compensate the individual who is on diet.

A whole grain ingredient helps the human body to protect the body against diabetes and obesity. It also protect the body from radical damage.

10. Salad
Salad is one of the best and most effective parts in losing weight. Salad carries vegetables, fruits, and vitamins. It adds fuel to the body and makes your meal delicious. Remove calories and fat from the body is known as weight loss. For the sake of weight, loss people switch their diet plan to the salad.

Salad contains calories that fulfill the requirement of the bodily needs. Use fresh salad or fruits because it carries water and dietary elements. These elements are essential to maintain body mass. You can add different ingredients like fruits, apple, pear, beans potato, cucumber, tomatoes and which carries low calories can add in your salad.

Ingredients like cheese, oil, butter, cream and coconuts cannot add into the salad. If you add these ingredients into your salad it carries more calories than a burger contain.

In modern world, people are very much conscious about their health and body shape. Different strategic plans are following to reduce weight. Exercise and consulting an expert is one of the best ideas about losing weight. Yoga, exercise, gym will help and individual to lose weight. Side by side with these techniques, use natural drinks that boast your body during training or work out. The use of carrot juice will purify your blood and fast the blood flow in your body.

Yoga, meditation, traveling, walk, intake of green tea will help you to lose your weight in limited time. The most important thing keep in mind that the regularly follow your diet plan, exercise and daily work routine to reduce weight easily.