1. Success is not sexually transmitted; so stop sleeping with successful men and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same weaven for nine months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well dressed girls are beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a man who lives with his mother when you are dating a man who lives with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy drives but what drives him.
6. Before you call a guy ugly, remember 95% of your beauty can be removed by a towel.
7. When you were on campus you dated married men, when you get married you say you can't share a man, relax my sister its pay back time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult God and not your neighbour....
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