"My new boyfriend took me to his friends' places for dinner, and I was so nervous about getting on with them to I got straight into the red wine.
Luckily, everyone else did there same and a few hours later we were chatting like old friends.
Then the girl having the party knocked a glass of white wine onto her cream carpet.
Everyone gasped, but I knew what to do. 'It's fine — I watched this on Kim and Aggie', I slurred, putting red wine over white to 'neutralise the stain'.
It was only as I began dabbing it with a tea towel that I realised I'd just had the blondest moment ever – it's supposed to be white wine on red!
Six months later, the stain's still there".
Anna, 29, Glasgow
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