YOUR BEST BLONDE MOMENTS: First-date disaster




"My blondest moment happened when I was on a date with a really gorgeous guy, I'd made a big effort to work fantastic and felt pretty nervous as I walked into the pub. His first words after he's learnt in too kiss me hello were, 'You smell nice — what perfume is that?'


God knows what was going through my brain at that precise moment, but for some reason I blurted out, 'Thanks, it's Calvin Klein Contraception.'


He looked stunned and confused, before I went red with Shane and mumbled, 'Er, sorry, I mean CK Contradiction'. Thankfully, he thought it was hysterical and we're still together now!"




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