10 Ways To Remain Poor in Life

1: NEVER WAKE UP EARLY.


Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too
hungry to continue
dozing. If there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get
up? ...


2: NEVER PLAN HOW TO SPEND YOUR MONEY


Whenever you get money, start
spending it right away and
when it is finished, try to count
and recall how you spent it.


3: DON'T THINK OF SPENDING UNTIL YOU HAVE REAL BIG MONEY


How can you save when you earn so little?
Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning
needs.


4: DON'T ENGAGE IN ACTIVITIES USUALLY RESERVED FOR THE "UNEDUCATED"


How can you, a
graduate, engage in petty trade
or home-based production? That
is for people who never went to
school.


5: DON'T THINK OF STARTING A BUSINESS UNTIL AN ANGEL COMES FROM HEAVEN AND GIVES YOU CAPITALS


How do they expect you to invest before
you get millions of
Rands? Even though more than
half the businesses
in your town were started with a
few hundred Rands, you, as a
smart person, can only start with
millions.


6: COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING
EXCEPT YOUR ATTITUDE:


Blame the system, the government and
the banks that refuse to lend you
money. They are all bad and do
not want you to get rich.


7: SPEND MORE THAN YOU EARN:


To achieve this, buy consumer
products on credit and keep
borrowing
from friends and employers.


8: COMPETE IN DRESSING:


Make sure you wear the
latest clothes among all the
workers in your office.
Whenever your neighbour buys a
new phone, get one that is more
expensive.


9: GET YOURSELF A NICE SECOND-HAND CAR THAT COSTS MORE THAN THREE TIMES YOUR GROSS MONTHLY PAY:


That will surely keep you in debt long
enough to hinder
the implementation of any bad
plans that could make
you accumulate capital.


10: GIVE YOUR CHILDREN EVERYTHING THEY ASK FOR SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A LOVING PARENT:

They should not struggle for anything because you
do not want them
to suffer. That way, they will grow
up lazy and hence
poor enough to ensure they
cannot help you in your
old age.