Lolzz! Check Out What These Politicians Said About Buhari Before The General Election.





Things You Should Know! 


••Buhari will die before the Election - Ayo
Fayose

••Buhari's brain is dead - Mama Peace

••If APC survives till October 2014, call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe

••Mark my words, It will not happen for
Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.

••If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode
George.

••Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. -
Gani Adams.

••Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. -
FFK

••If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria
on fire. - Asari Dokubo.

••We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so
that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun

••I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko

••We shall deliver the South West votes to
Jonathan. - Afenifere

••Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. -Yinka Odumakin.

••Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my
mother. - Fayose

••Jonathan already has Lagos votes.-
Obanikoro.
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NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE THINK OR SAY
ABOUT YOU FOR EVIL, GOD WILL CHANGE IT TO JOY IN JESUS NAME!........

Femi Opabunmi blind??




On Sunday, while returning from Church, I initiated a call to
our Sports Editor, for obvious reasons if you follow me, he
told me, Femi Opabunmi, Nigeria hero at Trinidad and
Tobago 2001 under 17 world cup, has gone blind. What!
Femi Opabunmi is blind? I was shocked, still on the phone I
asked how did it happen? He said the cause is unknown
and probably esoteric.


He told me he was going to contact one of our sport
columnist to do a feature on Femi, few hours ago (Monday), I
found the feature story already sent to my mail.


After reading, I couldn't hold back the tears from my eyes,
how Opabunmi, a rare talent was neglected, how he had to
beg fellow players for money to do eye surgery.


I Could recall staying awake at night to watch Femi
Opabunmi dazzle in T&T in 2001. Why will he go blind?


It is touching and I hope everyone gets to read when we
finally publish it later in the week.


Please say a prayer for our Hero, that the Lord should restore
his sight.


Lord please restore Femi Opabunmi's sight... AMEN

20 Ways to Treat Your Girl like a Princess





1. Tell her she is beautiful (NOT hot, fine, or sexy.)


2. Hold her hand at any moment,
even if it's just for a second. Make
her feel protected.


3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.


4. Always tell her you love her
every second of the day.


5. When she is upset, hold her
tight and tell her how much she means to you.


6. Recognize the small things . . .
they usually mean the most.


7. Sing to her no matter how
horrible your voice is.


8. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.


9. Write her notes. (She loves
them.)


10. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.


11. Play with her hair.


12. Pick her up, tickle her, and
play-wrestle with her.


13. Sit in the park and just talk to her.


14. Throw pebbles at her window
in the middle of the night . . . just
because you missed her.


15. Let her fall asleep in your
arms.


16. Carve your names into a tree.


17. Never refuse to kiss her in
public.


18. Give her piggyback rides.


19. Bring her flowers


20. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

SWEET LOVE AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR BOTH SEX





••• So many memories, stupid fights, inside jokes, and
the craziest nights that I do always seems to happen
when I'm with you.



••• Everybody needs just a little love, lots of hope and
unshakable faith.



••• Whenever I look at you, I forget everything I was
going to say.

••• One of the greatest pleasure in life is doing what
people say you can't do!!

••• Your first love will always have a special place in
your heart.

••• Love is something you put your heart and soul into.

••• I don't try to feel something for you. It's simply
there.

••• When they see you're doing better without them,
that's when they want you back.

••• A thousand people could tell me I was beautiful, but
it doesn't mean anything unless it's coming from
you.

••• I honestly don't have a type. If I like you, then I like
you.

••• Find the boy who isn't afraid to admit that he misses
you, who knows that you're not perfect, but treats
you as if you are.




••• If he's the right guy, he won't leave.

••• I still remember the first time I fell for you, I haven't
gotten up since.

••• Love means that I know your deepest secrets and do
not judge you for them asking in return only that you
do not judge me for mine.

••• When I'm texting you, you should know that I'm
smiling.

••• Every time you think of someone, then find yourself
unable to do anything else, just know you are falling
in love.

••• Once you have true feelings for someone, it will
always be there. You may not like them anymore, but
you still care.

••• Being faithful isn't hard if you really care about them.

••• You can't get much done in life if you only work on
the days when you feel good.

••• If you need to hear why I love you, I can go on all
night.

••• Never lie to the person you love, because it's not
worth it and they don't deserve it.

••• Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart.
Not someone who plays with it.

••• Don't push away the people who truly care about you,
because one day, you will push them away, and they
won't come back. ✌

••• Be with someone who is proud to have you.

••• Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart.
Not someone who plays with it. ❤

••• #Aquarians are so sweet, but be careful not to hit
their bad side or you will see another person.

••• Relationships last longer when nobody knows your
business.

••• A relationship where you can sit around doing
nothing, but still have fun cause you're together.

••• "Love will find a way through paths where wolves
fear to prey."

••• 5 lies that girls tell:
1) I'm fine.
2) I'm not jealous.
3)I'm over him.
4) Sure we can be friends.
5) I'm not mad."

••• I fell in love with you. I don't know how. I don't know
why. I just did."

••• Things I Miss About My Childhood:
✔ No problems
✔ No hates
✔ No shames
✔ No stress
✔ No heartbreaks
✔ No school
✔ Life was easier.

••• Reasons why I stop replying:
1. I'm busy
2. you're boring
3. I'm mad
4. you replied with one word
5. I'm on twitter
6. I'm eating"

••• Ugly, Fine, Rich, Poor, Skinny, Fat, Short, Tall, Gay,
Weird, Black, White, A FRIEND IS A FRIEND!

••• F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fight for you. Respect you. Include you.
Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by
you.""




••• Being Single > Dealing with an immature, selfish,
unappreciative person.

••• It's the little things you do that mean the most to
me.

••• I love you more today than yesterday, but not as
much as tomorrow.

••• I get jealous even if we're not dating.

••• Those memories that you randomly remember and
suddenly can't stop smiling.

••• Sometimes love doesn't seem to last forever, but
when it does, it's the best love ever..

••• There are only two times that I want to be with you,
now and forever.

••• I wanna be the girl he can tell anything to.

••• LADIES: all MEN are not the same, but all BOYS are.

••• Someone that you don't even know exists, may love
you.

••• I love you, and that's all I really know.

••• Start your morning with a glass of water. Extra tip
adding lemon in your water helps stimulate digestion
after sleep.

••• If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took
her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her
for granted!




••• You are valuable. Don't let anyone make you believe
differently.

••• Are you falling for me like I'm falling for you?

••• I love him and that's the beginning and end of
everything.

••• I want to be the reason for that smile of yours.

••• Dear God, I just wanna thank you for everything for
today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, I'm thankful
for my life.

•••Drop a comment if you like these quotes and feel free to share em with other. Copy paste is allowed.•••

JUVENTUS VS FC BARCELONA: DID YOU KNOW

Juventus and Barça are both going to Berlin to play in the Champions League Final for the eighth time, and here are some juicy nuggets of trivia associated to
the biggest game in European club football:



The Italians have lost their last three finals, while the Catalans have won in their last three ( 2006, 2009 and 2011).



No team has ever had two players score nine or more goals in the same Champions League campaign. Well,
not until this season, when Messi (10) and Neymar Jr (9) did it.



Neymar is the third Barça player to score nine goals in a single edition of the Champions League. The first was Rivaldo and the second was Messi, of course.



Messi is top of both the goalscoring (10) and assists (5) rankings. Carlos Tévez is the top Juventus scorer with 7.



Full back Patrice Evra could become the second player to appear in a Champions League Final for three different teams, The only other player to do so was Clarence Seedorf.



Buffon, Pirlo and Barzagli all won the World Cup for Italy at the Olympic Stadium in Berlin in 2006.



Ter Stegen and Buffon have kept six clean sheets in this competition, a record bettered by no other keeper.



Juventus have not conceded in single goal in either the first or last fifteen minutes of any of the games they have played.



The Italians have been on the receiving end of the most shots in the competition (136).



Barça have completed the most passes in the tournament (7174) and also have the highest completion rate (88.3%). They have topped this category every year since 2007/08.



Xavi and Buffon are the only players that remain from when the sides met in the quarter finals in 2002/03.

Luis Enrique was also involved in that tie.

(PHOTO) SEE WHAT POWER BANK DID TO THIS GIRL





The picture above is of a girl that just died in Republic of Benin because she connected  her phone with power bank and placed the power bank on her chest when light was taken while she was chatting.

Unfortunately wen the light restored, there was power surge and she was electrocuted, and she passed away. See the outcome.




Please, using power bank is not a compulsory if there is no light. It's better your phone is dead and you are alive, and if you must use it, avoid contact with youur body. And put off ur gadgets when there is no light.



Please share this with  family and friends on Facebook, Twitter, g+, etc to save lives.